Why Aren't There More Conservative Law Professors?

You would have to have a very poor grasp of logic to come up with a nutty idea like this:

Obama clinches; Dow Jones Average drops 72 points in 9 minutes. ... This is not a particularly large drop (it's less than 1%), but the probable trigger was much clearer this time than for market responses to other primary wins and losses.

But apparently law professors aren't required to understand the difference between correlation and causation.